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Oh!Poppyseed™ Shroomtong

R 45.95 R 56.95

The original Regular Mushroom Biltong, yo!

There’s a reason why the words magic and mushroom go together…and, no, we’re not talking about that time you went on an hallucinogenic trip back in time to Woodstock to make out with Jim Morisson and weave flowers into Janis Joplin’s hair. We're talking about the fact that mushrooms are rich, like rock-star rich, in digestive enzymes, B vitamins, protein, and vitamin D2. They boost your immune system just like a good guitar riff boosts a song. Their curative powers have been shown to improve eyesight, hearing, circulation, impotency (ahem), migraine headaches, tumors, and infections. And, as if mushrooms’ hippie-curative-street-cred isn’t impressive enough, they also contain biologically active substances that have been shown to help prevent cancerous cells from forming or recurring. So what this means is that chomping-down on mushrooms regularly over long periods of time (no, not as long as that trip back to Woodstock lasted, yo’) has been proven to decrease the number of cancerous cells in the body…giving you all the more time to get down and, ahem, dirty. So yummy-down on Oh!Poppyseed’s™ oh-so-mellow Shroomtong, man!

Ingredients: button mushrooms, whole coriander seeds, ground coriander, organic Bragg’s Aminos, organic tamari sauce, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, lemon juice and spices.

Serving Suggestion: shove fistfuls in your mouth as a snack or add it to soups, salads, wraps, pizzas, stews or pretty much any food that could do with little something extra.



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