Life got you down? Don’t worry, dudes, the Cavendish will lift your spirits fo’ sho’!
Bananas are the only fruits that contain the combination of the amino acid tryptophan and vitamin B6. This combo produces 5-hydroxytryptamine (or, to us normal people, serotonin). Serotonin is also found in Prozac, which some people pop to make them feel more happy with whatever shit life throws at them.
As for us, we prefer to shove entire bananas in our mouths to deal with crap. Because not only do they taste good, but they make us feel good too. And, for maximum excitement, we sometimes put two at a time in our mouths. All the way. Deep inside.
Now, once the dirty images you’ve conjured up are gone (tsk tsk), go grab yourself a banana and eat the fuck out of it. That’s right. Eat. It. Eat it good. Mmmmm.